After First Time

So cute, and hopefully he didn't notice that I slipped out for a second to make a phone call, wash my car, pick up my dry cleaning, check out an open house, actually two, total waste of time, played two rounds of tennis with my tennis buddy Carlos, showered and changed, drove Carlos to the middld of a corn field, mercilessly destroyed his hole with my penis, left him there because that's where he works, or that's what he said anyway, although it just occurred to me that he probably meant works with his ass, not the corn, which would explain why he started cussing me out in Spanish when he asked for forty dollars and I just laughed hysterically and got in my car and left because I don't speak Spanish, got lost driving back here, but eventually heard what sounded like someone slowly dragging a piano string over a hand saw and found my way back, slipped back into my seat, and hadn't missed a thing!